Dear Granny,

I moved you here to not waste space on my front page with your anonymous bull shit lies.  I read your last FB post submitted to me by a faithful reader who understands that your rants on FB are not available to me at all.  You should understand that since it is well known I don't do FB at all.  Forgive me for suspecting you may be Bethany or Lee or Dumbaway because they have been telling the same lies that you perpetrate for years on a platform I can't access.  Your decision to remain anonymous just negates any credibility and proves you are a punk liar and hide behind a fake face.  I have been accused of a lot of stuff but hiding my identity has never and will never be one of them.

   you caused me to receive a great compliment the other day when a journalist called and said, "It speaks volumes for your website when even your enemies read it daily.  When they post immediatly after your story is written, it proves they hover over your home page."

   Now for the comment that I can't even tell my colors because I called you blue moose.  

    FACTS

     The two primary colors immediatly adjacent to Violet on the color wheel are Blue -violet -Red.  Violet does have its own spectrum but it is a secondary color made up, like purple, of blue and red.

    Apart from helping make up the color violet, blue is used to represent someone's mental state.  THAT is why you are the blue moose and will continue to be so called here.

Here is what AI said about it

While blue has many positive associations, it can also evoke some somber or melancholy moods and emotions. We often talk about having the “blues” when feeling sad or down. Blue’s cold tone can trigger emotions like loneliness, isolation, depression, grief, regret, or lack of energy when it is the predominant color. 

   Now lets talk about what the red represents.  ANGER as in 'anger issues'.  Is that why you hide behind your moose face and strike out at people with lies you know are lies but tell anyway?  Were you looking in the mirror when the moose face idea struck you?   I am not on FB but people tell me even the commentors there are challenging you to come out of the mixed color closet and at least have the credibility of being who you are.  

    You are a dumbass if you don't comprehend that for me to invite you to a debate in any other way than on my front page (which I did weeks ago) that you read religiously, you would have to give me some contact info.  You have all of my contact info.  You are a secretive melancholic angry hoofed creature aren't you.  Either come out of your color coded closet or sit down and shut up you lying anonymous old bitch.  And PS, I dont care who you are, who you aren't  or who you think you are . . . . two faced moose face.

    There are a few things we are sure of.  An IP address you have used traces back to the city of Onalaska facilities.  Since the City Hall, OPD and Library all use the same modem, still a question.  We know you are a damn liar but considering where the IP traces to, that doesn't narrow it down much.  We are sure you aren't the mayor.   My bet is on you being Mandi Hodge.  I have tape of Mandi Hodge making the same lying claims that I am a convicted criminal when I am not.  You have immediate access to police information in real time to post the meme's you do.  Bitches of a feather always flock together.